19/03/2006

This blog is metamorphosing

entry posted by Inquisitor at 19:45 (permalink). edited on: 19/03/2006 19:45.
categories: Blogging , Misc , Personal

As you may have seen, I haven't blogged much lately. Apart from a drought of thoughts, I've had enough of HTML updating, Thingamablog (good as it is) and being unable to update from anywhere other than my own broadband connection.

So I'm off to wordpress.com for a trial period. It's a bit of a step down being unable to customise my blog, and to have to use someone else's look and feel, but if it's one I like then I don't really mind. Besides, it gives me so many advantages - I don't have to worry about my HTML code not working properly, I can write from anywhere, and it's free. I can't run Wordpress myself because blueyonder don't provide MySQL, and I'm a bit of a cheapskate, so it's the best I can do.

Old articles remain here, but for the meantime...

This blog is now at <http://thehardsell.wordpress.com>.

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25/01/2006

Blog housekeeping

entry posted by Inquisitor at 18:07 (permalink). edited on: 25/01/2006 18:14.
categories: Blogging

Updated my blogroll - knocked off a few, put on a few, changed addresses of others - and [edit: couldn't fix the page titling because my software won't let me]. Added more obvious permalinking too - it was very subtle before. Maybe I'll feel confident enough to do some CSS changes when I have more time, or possibly even write an article.

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22/01/2006

Long time, no see

entry posted by Inquisitor at 1:39 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Movies , Music , Politics

Just haven't been blogging all that much lately, or seen the need to blog. But now I'm back in business, at least in a part-time sort of way.

So, how has life gone since I went away?

  • Movies: There are a few movie-watching controversies right now that I'm going to have to give my position on: I'm pro-King Kong (I even liked the first section) and pro-Jarhead. Didn't much take to Narnia (the use of the "something's bad there... wait, no, it's good" cliché over and over again really didn't appeal to my sense of true movie-making, or to even the book, although I accept that they did a pretty good job with what material they had). Missed The Producers due to not being anywhere near a decent cinema over Christmas and so will have to wait for a video rental. Saw Bittersweet Life at EIFF last year; if you're anywhere near a cinema showing it, please do, it's no Oldboy but it's still a worthwhile watch. March of the Penguins is out on Region 1, so anyone who wants to see it can. Must see Cock and Bull Story, which for some reason is only at the Cameo (Cineworld are still showing Cheaper by the Dozen 2, however.) I have no position on Brokeback Mountain, because I haven't seen it.
  • Music: I've been listening to a lot of Kraftwerk lately, having got the Minimum-Maximum DVD (lovely DTS track, by the way) and an epiphany came to me: Electric Café isn't actually all that bad, is it? Sure, it's no Man-Machine, but it's got a sort of rhythmic undertone that propels the whole thing along in a very listenable, almost dancey way; and "The Telephone Call" is eight minutes of phone-sampling techno brilliance. Anyway, besides The Mix it looks like an absolute masterpiece.
  • Blogging: I really need to get a better blogging system, but I don't want to pay. Decisions, decisions...
  • Politics: This is really depressing. As is George Galloway going on Celebrity Big Brother. What the hell was he thinking? Obviously not about his constituents...

So far, the best musical thing to happen this year should hopefully be Shayne Ward getting kicked off the #1 position; which will probably happen this week (to the Arctic Monkeys, dear God), at least according to Popbitch. Else, I'm looking forward to the Belle and Sebastian album.

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10/11/2005

Traitors and treason

entry posted by Inquisitor at 22:48 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Politics , Scumbags

The Sun today is somewhat out of step with the other newspapers: calling everyone who's against 90-day detention a 'traitor' is a bit much, really. I thought that kind of inflammatory bollocks was going to be too low for them - I was expecting it from the Express and St*r, though - but you never fail to be surprised.

[NOTE: Bloggerheads explains link. Nudge nudge, wink wink.]

I was watching the debate, and one of the Tories (having finally found their spine) catcalled Police State at Blair; his response, "We're not living in a police state!", didn't exactly ring true, because if the bill had passed we damn well would be. Even in the modified version it's a bit much. Personally, I don't think anyone who supports a fair justice system with as few opportunities for the police to get trumped-up charges as possible is a traitor (not that our wonderful police forces would ever ever beat a confession out of someone, of course, especially not one of those Arab types), but that's just my opinion.

Oh, and that of quite a lot of MPs of course. Ian Paisley actually voting against internment is hysterically funny, for some reason. All the Lib Dems managed to get their policies in order. And at least George Galloway managed to vote this time, which says... something.

Good comment at Davblog: really rings true somehow... And as for treason: that stunt Blair and Clarke pulled, withdrawing the bill and saying they're going to "make concessions" and then bringing it back intact a week later and saying "no, f you, three line whip" really does count as betraying Labour MPs, doesn't it? It almost certainly contributed to it being as big a loss as it was. Good lesson to Blair: don't screw your own party over, or you'll live to regret it.

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04/11/2005

Bad Lyrics Corner, late 2005 edition

entry posted by Inquisitor at 21:44 (permalink). edited on: 04/11/2005 21:52.
categories: Blogging , Music

"I don't like cities, but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork"
     -- Madonna, "I Love New York"

Still, it's not as bad as James Blunt, so we can at least be thankful for that.

Oh, and finally fixed the CSS for the permalinks, so they look pretty. Be thankful.

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07/08/2005

The unavoidable death of Time?

entry posted by Inquisitor at 19:52 (permalink). edited on: 08/08/2005 3:37.
categories: Blogging , Microcode , Scumbags

The recent collapse of the Granville Technology Group has been compared by many to the MG Rover collapse, and in some ways they're similar - a large company, poorly managed to death - but it is, however, a unique situation. In the case of GTG, we have a company which seems to have aimed to alienate customers by deliberately selling them shoddy kit - something which even the Phoenix consortium would have baulked at - and then locking the customers in just to annoy them.

Time Computers, the brand used by GTG for most of its life, was never a particularly good company - it sold machines on the cheap through newspaper advertisements with cut-back components, overreaching software deals and financing agreements. It was, however, a profitable one - right to the point when its founder, Tahir Mohsan, not only became so rich he ended up on the Guardian's young Rich List, but became president of the Federation of Asian Businesses into the bargain; in fact, recently he was listed by the Manchester Evening News, on 31st May this year, as being worth £80m. What exactly happened between the point when they were able to buy the charred remains of Tiny back in 2002 (Tough It's Now Yours, according to computer-repair slang) and the bankruptcy of today?

Well, as we all know, they started pulling stunts. Before this time, they were only slightly worse than every other direct retailer; only using slightly worse components, with a tendency to overload software and charge for tech support. Firstly, they started charging extra for reload discs - so you had to pay GTG £60 if you even wanted to restore the computer to factory condition - even if the system had been damaged by a virus, Trojan or component failure. Insultingly, all the £60 CD-ROM did was unlock a partition hidden on the computer in the first place which contained the restore software; this was a stunt pulled by no other UK computer vendor. Most don't supply original Windows CDs (with the notable, and unusual exception of Dell), so the only recourse is to wipe the system back to factory condition using the restore discs - which come in the box. Time didn't do that, and this undoubtedly gained them a huge amount of adverse publicity; especially since they also had the most expensive technical support number in the UK computer industry, a £1/minute 090 monster, which considering that Dell use an 0870 seems to be outstandingly poor value.

I started to write about Time when the company pulled its most visible and outrageous stunt, in late 2003. They had taken a practice previously seen amongst US computer vendors (but not their European offshoots) of locking the system's modem so it could only dial particular telephone numbers, locked it to the numbers of their ISP offspring company - the still-running and must-avoid Supanet (Internexus Group) - and then for a time smugly told customers to go buy a USB modem if they wanted to dial their own ISP. The modem was always a standard Conexant HSF software modem - a piece of kit you can buy very cheaply online - and all that was ever locked down was the driver; the modem was not locked in hardware, it was entirely Time/Tiny's creation and definitely not the "optimisation" their PR people later tried to claim it was. This got me to put up my now-mostly-useless Time page - in its original form, just a somewhat vitriolic "10 Reasons Not To Buy From Time" list, which then quickly expanded as solutions to the locking problem started to come out, GTG found a way to lock the driver harder, and more solutions came through.

Later, Time put up a page containing software to unlock the modems, which I'm sure was due to Internet pressure; but it still required the user to create a Supanet account to access, if they weren't lucky enough to have a mate with a knowledge of what to do, and had several suspiciously unnecessary restrictions. These meant that if a user has one of the last Time PCs, they cannot unlock the modem using Time's software even if they find someone that's kept it - the unlocking software has a challenge-response protection which requires a key generated by Time's now-nonexistant website. (Plug: my Time page still has the registry-based unlocking method, despite pleas from GTG to remove it, which should hopefully still work.) It's almost like they wanted to give their customers one last screw.

I received many emails from Time employees during the page's existance, which were the main reasons it was kept up - the company was not only screwing customers, it was screwing its employees too. I also had the entertainment, on occasion, of GTG's Internet PR team showing up in the page comments (having followed the link from the pro-unionisation ITEF site) - now sadly lost by HaloScan, I promise you I didn't delete anything - making occasionally salient points about the page's vitriol but otherwise parroting a one-note "We didn't do it" song, easily disprovable with Romulus2 and Watchdog. I'll leave it to an ex-employee, posting recently, to give the gist of much of the commenting:

I am not sorry nor surprised to hear of the collapse of Granville Technology! I worked for the company for 2.1/2 years, 3 months in the Legal Dept, the rest of the time on the front line customer service team and the Supanet Dept.
In 40 years of employment,(I resigned voluntarily in January 2001) I have never worked for a worse company - it was difficult to decide who was treated worse: customers or staff. The management were abominable.
(Neil Foster, 31st July 2005, comments)

Many of the comments before this, now lost in HaloScan's black hole of doom, were in the same vein.

I made a comment on the 21st of April update that I hoped Time wouldn't become "the MG Rover of the British computer industry" as long as they fixed themselves. At this time, I really didn't know that Time were going to become the MG Rover of the UK computer industry - they'd been losing £2m a month since January and it's been suspected by some that they were insolvent even at the time I wrote it (they were taken down by defaulting on a HSBC loan, taking out their credit card facility for their High Street stores and killing off the company.) They'd sold a dodgy line of plasma screens under the Tiny brand name that had a lot of people very, very angry (AV Forums thread - I hope you don't need registration), they were pulling all the usual stunts, and people weren't taking the bait anymore. They'd finally started to run out of marks; but too late for many. And that's what's so sad about the demise: the fact that unless you bought using a credit card (which should always be done for >£100 purchases, but too many people don't realise this), you will have paid hundreds or even thousands of pounds for either hot air, or faulty kit, and there's nothing you can do about it except complain at somewhere like tinycon.com. It's the biggest shame of the entire affair - that the people most responsible for the death of GTG are those who will be least affected by the consequences. Isn't that just so sad?

[EDIT: Grammar and sentence construction corrected. *Sigh*.]

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19/07/2005

A short hiatus (to dial-up land)

entry posted by Inquisitor at 20:08 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Movies , Personal

At least two weeks, maybe three, and since I'm unable to update the site properly from non-blueyonder space this means blog silence. However, I will return in time for the new, incredible blog series:

Inquisitor At The Edinburgh International Film Festival 2005! Yes - bigger and better than last year, hopefully.

Over the period from the 17th of August to the 27th of August, I will be attending rather a lot of screenings - including both the opening and closing night films, and the List surprise movie. (I know this because I just bought the tickets. Get yours now!) I will not, afaik, be attending Serenity, because all the tickets for that have gone already - although if any turn up for Best of the Fest and aren't in the way of planned screenings, I'll grab them.

Handy hint if you're booking tickets - if you have a Cineworld Unlimited Card (no longer UGC, sigh, they've even rebranded the doors), and you plan on booking before the start of the festival, head over to the desk there between 5pm and 9:30pm and you get two-for-the-price-of-one if you show your card. In case you're wondering, this has just saved me £30 (the cost of the Unlimited Card for three months). There's probably something in this year's programme, if you pardon the cliche, for everyone - Korean revenge thrillers, Scandinavian comedy, Spanish weirdness, Land of the Dead, the lot.

And I will be reviewing, for this site, only a small fraction. But will it be worth it? Almost certainly.

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13/07/2005

Apparently listeners to Planet Rock have better taste than I'd think they would...

entry posted by Inquisitor at 24:37 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Music , Personal

...since, in a poll to vote for their ideal supergroup (with separate polls for singer, guitarist, bassist and drummer), they ended up voting for Led Zeppelin. Now, ain't that the truth!

I'm going to London on Thursday, by the way, and needless to say I will be going by public transport. There's no reason not to, as far as I can see it, and it's all been booked for weeks. So I'll be writing up my experiences on Tuesday when I get back; needless to say, I won't have access to blueyonder between Thursday and Monday, so only the haloscan comments (if anything at all) will get updated. (Think I should switch to enetation? Vote now!)

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19/05/2005

Whew, that was a scare...

entry posted by Inquisitor at 21:27 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Idiots , Misc , Personal

Finally got the blog back up and running, and looking even better than the adapted thingamablog layout - I binned the non-working-in-IE kludge involving my layout, one of Movable Style's and a lot of HTML coding, and instead worked from V2.0 pages and added in the thingamablog control code in order to create templates from scratch, and it's working and looking even better than ever. So call it ISX.networks/2.5, like the Winamp dudes.This version is better for people with text browsers, too, although I'm not sure I get that many people who need them.

Now it's possible for IE users to actually see my blog, welcome all! Although I do recommend you get Firefox anyway, just because (although if you're using Safari/konqueror/Opera etc, there's no urgent need.)

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14/05/2005

Election 2005 - post-mortem

entry posted by Inquisitor at 24:46 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Misc , Politics , TV

I did, in fact, stay up for the election. Instead of blogging, however, I was on the #ukbloggers IRC channel gratefully hosted by Nick Barlow, qwghlm.co.uk and others, for whom I'm extremely grateful.

So, it's a third term and another big but more controllable majority for Tony Blair. Not really a surprise; a surprise would have been if Howard got in. Not very many surprises on the night, in fact; the only biggies were that George Galloway somehow got back into Parliament (I'm not a fan) and the fact that the Lib Dems made as few gains on Labour as they did, despite having a very large percentage of the vote. And, unfortunately, Blunkett's back in the Cabinet; ironically overseeing Child Support; even worse, Blair replaced Geoff Hoon with one of the only less suitable men in Parliament, the indescribable John Reid, and Ruth Kelly's still there. My MP, Alistair Darling, got relected with a reduced majority. Such is life.

The fact that Labour got a majority of 68 on only 37% of the vote means, of course, that we need a much more proportional electoral system than we have now; something Jack 'master of doublespeak' Straw doesn't seem to be able to comprehend (link courtesy Nick Barlow) in an article so godawful I'm surprised the Guardian even agreed to print it. Nick makes the argument about as well as I would, pointing out the 1997 manifesto commitment to an electoral reform referendum (swiftly forgotten post 170-majority) and the ignoring of the Jenkins commission. We may well not see a decent voting system from this government, and it's a real shame - FPTP should have been consigned to the history books long, long ago.

And may I just extend my commiserations to Tim Ireland (of Bloggerheads and Backing Blair fame), who is about to suffer four-to-five years of Anne Milton... shame, really.

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08/05/2005

Welcome to ISX.networks/3.0!

entry posted by Inquisitor at 17:13 (permalink).
categories: Blogging , Misc , Personal

Courtesy of a piece of software called Thingamablog, I am now in the progress of converting the weblog over to a more, um, 'organised' look and feel... It's still not as easy to update as, say, a MT weblog, but it's also a lot more secure and at least I can keep my look and feel. I'm going to shift over all the old articles, so it won't be a problem. Also, the Time page is staying - I'll move it over to the new look in due course.

In the meantime, enjoy RSS feeds, a proper working archival and category system, and much much more!

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